Fishy Is Just Above EVERYTHING

February 10, 2009 / Posted by:

The queen of everything good and goopy isn’t interested in walking the red carpet with her husband Chris Martin, because she’s better than that. It was whispered that Fishsticks Paltrow and her twin cunt husband were supposed to hold clammy hands and walk the Grammy carpet together. This didn’t happen and when asked about it, Fishy told Roger Friedman’s FoxNews, It’s cheesy. I mean, who wants to live like that?” Bitch, who wants to live like you?! Stupid ass.

You hear that Brangelina and every other couple in Hollywood? Fishy thinks you’re an unwrapped slice of Kraft cheese. Yeah, you’re not even organic and of the earth. You’re filled with preservatives and you’re best served microwaved over a plate of saltines. Mmm….delicious

This is a fucking toilet full of hot laughs, because Fishy is the biggest cheese ball in all the land. This hag is an even bigger cheese ball than the one permanently taking space under Joaquin Phoenix’s peen skin. I mean, GOOP, Shakespeare in Love, THAT DRESS! All those things can be found at your local Hickory Farms.

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