Crazy Baby Lady Is On Welfare

February 10, 2009 / Posted by:

*Chuck E. Cheese picture removed by request*

Chuck E. Cheese might be smiling in that picture above with Crazy Baby Lady (pre-cooking oil injected lips), but he won’t have a happy look on his face when he finds out that his tax-paying dollars are going into her pocket. He could use that money on more strippers! Damn her!

The L.A. Times reports that Nadya Suleman aka Octo-Mommy aka Single Jolie Female aka Crazy Baby Lady is currently getting $490 a month in food stamps. 3 of her first six kids are disabled, so she also gets federal public assistance for that as well. Her spokeswhore confirmed this mess.

Get your umbrellas out and slap a diaper over your face, because there’s going to be a shit storm in 3…2…

During her interview with Ann Curry on Today, Crazy Baby Lady denied that she was a welfare mommy. Her spokeswhore said she doesn’t think food stamps and public assistance counts as being on welfare. She went on to say, “They are part of programs designed to help people with need, and she does not see that as welfare.” She doesn’t SEE that as welfare, because all she sees is millions of babies dancing around in her eyes cooing, “Birth me, Angelina! Birth me, Angelina!

And maybe her spokeswhore should tell her client to take some time out from torturing her uterus and maybe pay a visit to a dictionary or even Wikipedia to look up the word “welfare.” Bitch is on welfare. And I was also unaware that there was a government program for nails in need of an elegant manicure.

Nadya’s rep wouldn’t tell the Times what disabilities her three kids have. Um. I think their disability is having a crazy bitch from a mommy.

In her interview with Ann, Crazy Baby Lady said she was going back to school to get her masters in counseling (crazy leading the crazy) so that she could take care of her child army. She also said, “I will do the best I possibly can. In my own way, in my own faith, I do believe wholeheartedly that God will provide in his own way.

And by “God” she means YOU.

(Thanks Carrie)

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