Just put a little salt on your no-no to stop it from puckering up a storm at the sight of these panty creaming pictures of hot ass Jesus. I think writing that sentence just earned me an extra shift cleaning Satan’s dick butter off in Hell.
Every hole is screaming GOT DAYUM at Jesus. I’m surprised his utter hotness didn’t melt all the plastic in Vadge’s face. It probably did, but the Photoshop slaves fixed that shit up. Actually, they probably just copy and pasted Vadge’s face from her Sex Book right over these pictures. Too bad there isn’t an “erase desperation” tool in Photoshop, because this shit is covered in it!
I won’t make one rude comment about her roidy poon, because she mostly her crotch area to herself in some of these pictures. I mean, she’s crossing her legs on the cover! It probably took a dozen cranes, hundreds of crow bars and a few gallons of holy water to achieve that shit.
In the second thumbnail below, we are witnessing a grown man realize that he’s just sold his soul to The Vadge. But he deserves that shit for tattooing “Jesus Lux” on his back. Only an asshole would tattoo their names on themselves, but I’d still lick on it. It probably tastes like boiled douchewater.
Visit W Magazine to see the rest of these Photoshopped-to-hell creations.