The Insanity Continues

The Crazy Baby Lady’s full interview with Ann Curry aired on Today this morning and the soft-talking insanity continued. I think one of her babies even gave her the “Bitch, you crazy” look when she stroked her.

Angelina Crazie took the camera crew through the hospital nursery to introduce her 8 new toys! It totally feels like a little girl (or Marie Osmond on QVC) proudly showing off her doll collection. You know, but Crazy Baby Lady is the owner of some elegant nail tips, so this must mean she’s a good mother. That’s her logic, not mine.

We also learned the names of all eight babies and surprisingly, there’s not a Pax, Maddox or Knox in there. It sounds like she just opened the bible and started randomly pointing, because their names are: Noah, Johan, Mariah, Isiah, Jeremiah, Makai, Malia and Josiah.

How is she going to take care of all her bible babies? Crazy Baby Lady said that her mother will help and she also hopes bitches volunteer their services. Usually, when you volunteer, you get a free hot lunch, but if you help this bitch out, you’ll get a heaping serving of piping hot batshit crazy.

And Crazy Baby Lady’s mama je’e is not amused. She told RadarOnline, “I was very upset. She already has six beautiful children, why would she do this? To have them all is unconscionable to me. She really really has no idea what she’s doing to her children and to me.” No, she doesn’t know, because the bitch has crazy bugs living in her brains!