The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 6th!

February 9, 2009 / Posted by:

Life questions to ponder: Which came first? The weed or the shitwreck? – Hoozer

Runners-up:

“Naw, I ain’t worried. I may be up shit’s creek but I got a paddle’s in my trunk.” – NitWitty

Friends don’t let friends use Alli and Drive. – RecessVillain

If you’re a dumbfuck who has a sinking truck and you still have time to lean out and smoke…..you might be a redneck. – cwpinati

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