Rock Of Love Bang Bus: Does Natasha Have A Dick?

February 9, 2009 / Posted by:

This ten peso question was asked by Ashley on last night’s Rock of Love Bang Bus, because she was upset that Bret Michaels hasn’t been spending that much time with her (aka he hasn’t massaged one of her twatty warts yet). Ashley confronted Kim Zolciak’s busted wig twin about it and also dropped a dick in Bret’s lap when she told him she thinks Natasha might be a “Nathaniel.” What’s Sherlock HO’s evidence? Natasha only wears tutus to hide her bulge and she also has a voice like Miley Cyrus after giving a blow job to a piece of sandpaper.

Ashley’s suspicions crawled up inside Bret’s European weave and set up camp, so he just couldn’t get it off his mind. He was about to ask Natasha about her big dick, but then a bug on her plastic titty sack distracted him. Yeah, I don’t know why it threw him off. Most of those skeezers are covered in bugs anyway.

In the end, Bret just couldn’t handle Natasha possibly having a longer peen hole than him, so he dropped the whore.

Okay, Natasha could have very well been born “Nathaniel,” but the skank has a snatch now. A little while ago Natasha “performed” as Scarlett Mei Dior (classy!) on a porn site called TugJobs. It’s fucking funny, because TugJobs is owned by Bang Bus. Keeping it in the family. Anytranny, I’m not a doctor or a straight dude, so I have no idea if Natasha’s pussay was made from peen skin or if it’s 100% organic. All I know is that she has one. Click here (NSFL) to feast your eyes on Natasha’s studded cooch and to see your busted ass handjob skills.

And by the way, I’m fucking pissed that Bret brought three new whores on the bang bus instead of bringing DJ Lady Tribe back! We need more pussy shots on this slut show!

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