Owen Wilson Is A Glutton For Punishment

February 9, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Owen Wilson really needs a bag full of hugs and an ice cream cone with extra sprinkles on top, because it sounds like he hates himself. Why else would he date that wretched hag Kate Hudson again?! Hug a teddy bear, Owen. Don’t hug a Hudson!

According to People’s people, Kate and her kid spent their entire Sunday at Owen’s house in Malibu. A source declared, “They’re back together!” The suicide watch starts now.

Kate and Owen first dated in 2006. They have been on-and-off (mostly off) since.

You know, I shouldn’t hate on their love, but Kate Hudson is just….UGH. She strikes me as one of those bitches who complains about everything! Bitch probably moans when Owen pees too loud or when he says “Hi” in the wrong tone. Bitches like that make you want to pull out your eyeballs and shove them in your ears, so you don’t have to see or hear them any fucking more.

Tags: Kate Hudson, Owen Wilson

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