Hell to yes! Whitney Houston stumbled into the Grammy Awards last night, because somebody told her an open bar was involved. Bitch looked like a drunked up Asian drag queen from the 90s doing a really bad impersonation of Rachel Marron. Queen of the Pipe!
Yeah, I don’t know what was going on with Bobby Brown’s favorite doody bubble producer, but she either got hit in the head by Chris Brown or as my friend said, “bitch is crack damaged.” When Whit got up to the microphone, I seriously thought she was going to mistake it for a crack pipe and take a hit. And I punched my Tivo box a couple of times, because I thought the stupid piece of crap was playing in slow motion. But I figured out it was just the painkillers that was making Whit’s mouth operate on “low speed.”
I know you can’t tell, but I really do love her. Especially when she’s in top form!
Above is video of that mess. I also included Jennifer Hudson’s speech. You’re going to need to watch it in order to cleanse yourself after getting contact high from Whit.