Is That What We’re Calling It These Days?

Usher had to cancel all his Grammy plans and bust on over to Brazil, because his wife Tameka Foster suffered from major complications in surgery. A brain doctor even had to travel from California to South America to tend to her ass. It was reported that Tameka was getting a little face or body work done. The plastic kind. But Usher’s spokeswhore issued a statement and called it “routine surgery.” The full statement to People said: : “Tameka Raymond is in stable condition after suffering complications from routine surgery in Brazil. Her husband Usher is with her at the hospital. No further details will be released, and the family requests privacy at this difficult time.”

Okay, I know in Hollyweird, plastic surgery is routine, but it’s not for most of the world, so let’s just call it what it is. Homegirl went down there to get tucked on the sly and now everyone knows about it. That’s got to be a bitch!