Courtney, Don’t Do That

February 9, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Oh, Courtney Love really did try to bring the sexiness at the Elle Style Awards in London tonight, but then she kind of turned around and brought sexy back fat instead. I just want to rush over to her, lift up that skin with my fingers and Gorilla Glue it in place. If that didn’t work, I’d just throw a blanket on her and rush her off. That shit just doesn’t go with that dress. But I bet that bitch’s loose skin fat can whistle a mean “Smells Like Teen Spirit” when Courtney shakes her back.

And it’s time for Courtney to go in and get her nostrils lubed up and rotated. They are looking a little wonkafied. It seems that the last doctor done effed her up or maybe she’s had too many dicks in there. We’re all guilty of the latter. Hey, sometimes the other holes get boring and you just want to smell a bitch cumming.

Tags: Courtney Love

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