Brit Brit’s Cheetolets Are Going On Tour!

KFed and Daddy Spears have both taken out their chewed up Bic pens and signed an agreement which states Brit Brit can take her lil’ Frapp dumplings on the road with her. The whole show was in danger of being sent to the graveyard, because Brit Brit refused to do that shit unless her baby friends came along to entertain her. Nobody laughs at her jokes or understands her deep meaningful stories the way they do.

TMZ says everything will go on as previously planned. Daddy Spears will set up hillbilly mansions in New Jersey, Los Angeles and New Orleans. Brit Brit will travel to each joint in between shows. KFed will also get his own house in New Jersey and New Orleans.

So what does greedy ass KFed get out of all of this? He gets $5k a week for doing shit! Basically, he can stay at home, sniff at his skidmarks and ponder why Arnold Jackson on Diff’rent Strokes never fully grew.

The new agreement also gives Brit Brit 50/50 custody. Brit will get the kiddies 3 days and nights a week. During certain weeks, she even gets them longer than KFed. That shit will remain in effect after the tour ends.

It’s good to be KFed. Renting his kids out has paid off. Shit. For $5k a week, I would use all my powers of imagination to picture Brit Brit as Mah Boo Anderson Cooper so that I could stick it in her possum pie and give her little Cheetolets.