The Shoplifting Dog Of Murray, Utah Has Been Identified!

February 8, 2009 / Posted by:

Back in December, I posted some shit about the thieving dog of Murray, Utah! The hot bitch slyly walked into a Smith’s grocery store, headed directly for the pet aisle, grabbed a bone and busted out of that bitch without being caught! Well, technically, she was caught on video, but they didn’t catch her ass! Until now. The bitch’s owners made her turn herself in!

The bone robber’s name is Akira and she belongs to the most elegant couple in Utah. They even drive a Hummer, so that means they have class! Akira’s dumb bitch owners brought her back to the scene of the crime so she could dog up and pay for the bone. They are fun killers. Akira is going to piss in her owners’ UGHS (you know they own a pair in every color) for doing this shit to her. Next time, homebitch better wear one of these.

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