When Sally Farmiloe, the Chicken Cutlets of Britain, arrived at the BAFTAs in London tonight, every whore in that joint should have gone home. It was done as soon as Sally hit the red carpet. They should have bestowed all the awards on her and called it a night. Seriously, this is how you show you up to a fucking event. You put on your finest sparkles and throw your dignity in the trash! This is how it’s done. And it’s also nice to see that Tina Turner’s “What’s Love Got To Do With It” wig has a found a new home on Sally’s head.
I wasn’t joking when I said that all those whores should have quit that bitch when Sally arrived, because there was a whole lot of fug on that damn red carpet. It looks like a dump truck dropped trash all over that shit. Bitches looked beat! Below is a few pictures of the raggedy ass hos of the BAFTAs. Goldie Hawn is looking like she needs to take a good, long 2-hour fart. Actually, she might have let one out and Daniel Craig’s piece got a good whiff of it, because she’s smelling something nasty.
And the look on Penny Cruz’s face in thumbnail #4 is the same face I’ve been making every time Kate Winslet wins something and goes on and on about how surprised she is. It’s the “Bitch, stop acting like you don’t win shit” face.