The angels in heaven have gathered around in a prayer circle, because if St. Angie is wearing color, this must mean something is about to happen. They are preparing! Even the chick behind Angie Jo thinks something in the milk ain’t clean about this shit. Yes, it’s just a teensy shot of yellow, but Angie usually wears bland ass hospital gowns, so this is mind boggling. I bet you the dress was really all black, but when Angie stepped outside, the sun popped out and busted a load all over her because it was so fucking excited. That’s probably what happened.
Here’s St. Angie and whiserky Bradley Pitt at the BAFTAs (aka another awards show for them to win shit at) in London tonight. You know, Angie’s dress would look a lot fucking better if it was on Jerry Hall circa 1979.