Chris Brown allegedly beat a bitch in a car at around 12:30 this morning and the cops are currently investigating it. The shit went down after Chris and the chick (most likely RiRi) started arguing inside the car. They both got out of the car and that’s when shit got violent. Chris allegedly delivered a beat down on the woman and then left the scene when the she called the police. When they arrived, the victim was visibly busted up and said Chris was the one who laid it down on her. The cops refuse to give the chick’s name. They are now looking to speak to Chris and may arrest his ass.
Chris and RiRi were supposed to appear and perform at the Grammys tonight, but it was announced that both of them canceled. They won’t be performing or walking the carpet. A source told The Insider that RiRi’s face is “slightly bruised.”
It wasn’t not funny! Why didn’t RiRi retaliate by knocking that stupid cunt with her alien tenhead of wonder?!
You don’t hit the Alien Princess! I hope her alien subjects from her home planet beam down on to Earth and handle this shit.
UPDATE: TMZ reports that the new Ike Turner is no longer on the run. Chris turned himself into the police tonight. There apparently was a warrant out for his arrest. Oh shit! And I just saw his Doublemint commercial during the Grammys. Pulling an Ike Turner on RiRi is not minty fresh.