Open Post: Hosted By Ben Stein

February 7, 2009 / Posted by:

Does canned oxygen make you walk on sunshine (shout out to my girl Allison!) the same way computer duster does? Ben Stein doesn’t look like he’s skipping along the sun’s surface with light rays beaming out of his ass.

I know this shit has been around for eons, but I’ve never done it. So, I went to Instant Oxygen’s website and it says it’s for whores who suffer “poor brain function” and hangovers. That’s me! According to them, it gives you energy and helps you focus mentally. Is this just a bunch of hot (or cold) air they are blowing at us? And I don’t want to take that shit if it actually makes my brain think thoughts. I’ve worked very hard at keeping my brain cell count to a minimum!

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