Just Call Him A-Roidy!

Back in 2003, A-Rod of the NY Yankees (that’s a baseball team, I think) got an A++++ on his steroids test! Or maybe testing positive means you got an F—-?

Anyroidsmakeyourpeensad, that’s what Sports Illustrated is saying. Four sources (that means it’s fact!) say A-Rod’s name is on a list of 104 players who tested positive for that shit in Major League Baseball’s 2003 survey testing. This was the same year he won the AL MVP award. But in 2003, bitches didn’t get in trouble for testing positive.

A SI reporter asked A-Rod about this shit while he was working out at a gym in Miami. The only thing A-Rod had to say was, “You’ll have to talk to the union.” The union had no comment.

Yeah, don’t color me surprised, because it won’t take. I was under the impression that all those hos who run far for a living ate frosted roids for breakfast.

And somebody better award my ass with an ice cold roidtini for not mentioning Vadge’s roidy poon during this entire post! Oh, wait…