Salma Hayek’s Chichis Will Save The World!

February 6, 2009 / Posted by:

Salma Hayek is single-handedly feeding the hungry children of the world with her magnificent chichis of wonder! Salma recently went on a trip for UNICEF to Sierra Leone and encountered a starving child whose mommy had no milk. What did Salma do? Well, she whipped out her miracle mammies and let the baby suckle! I want to see St. Angelina do that shit. Yeah, right!

On Today (via CM) yesterday morning, Kathie Lee’s drunk ass asked Salma, “You found a child that was starving to death, the mother had no milk – and you nursed that baby?” Salma nodded and added, It’s about women sticking together and we really need to help the children in any way we can.

Chelsea Handler was talking about this shit last night on her show and joked that grown men are going to start dressing up like babies just to lick on Salma’s chichis. I co-sign that. I’m about to pull out the ruffled onesie I always keep in my closet “just in case.” I’m going to put that bitch on and start goo-goo ga-ga-ing around Salma.

Seriously, Salma’s chichis are the new Mother Theresa.

I bet if Salma went down to Wall Street and started shaking her bodacious bitties, the recession would suddenly end!

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