If decorating every website you go to with glittery rainbows and sparkly unicornies has already gotten old, then why not move on to bacon? BACON! Bacolicio.us does the same shit that Cornify does. When a picture or story on a website is starting to give you the dry heaves, just slap a piece of bacon on that bitch and suddenly it becomes delicious. Well, almost. Take this fug ass picture of Fishsticks Paltrow for instance. With a big slice of bacon over her head, she is almost digestible. The bacon would look a lot better over her face, so I’ll aim better next time.