Drew Barrymore’s Diet Secret

February 6, 2009 / Posted by:

It’s fucking 1993 again for Drew Barrymore, because the bitch got her tongue pierced a few months ago. Drew talked about it while whoring herself for that movie about whiny cat ladies or something. Drew said that after she had it done, she lost a bunch of weight.

Drew said, “They do it and you’re like, ‘Oh my God, why would I ever think twice about not doing this; this didn’t hurt at all.’ And then the guy was like, ‘What I didn’t tell you is that for, like, two weeks, it’s just going to be a little uncomfortable. I couldn’t eat, couldn’t drink for two weeks – great diet in a weird way. I got it and then I’ve been single ever since… I did it for myself. I always wanted to get one.”

Drew must have given that quote through sign language, because I don’t know how the interviewer could understand her ass. I mean, the bitch already has a lisp like a flamer with a peen in his mouth (i.e. me), so I can only imagine what she sounds like with a piercing. Every time she opens her mouth to talk, it’s probably a “give me the news, not the weather” moment. Just lisp spit fucking everywhere! A straight-up saliva shower.

Anyway, the pierced tongue diet sounds like something that could take Hollywood by storm. But someone should persuade all those celebwhores to take it to the next level. The pierced tongue diet will keep those whores off food for only 2 weeks, but if they pierce their top lips and bottom lips together, they won’t ever eat again. And they won’t talk either! This is a win/win for everybody!

Source: Showbiz Spy

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