Christian Bale Is Fucking Sorry
Christian Bale phoned in an “I’m so sowwy” to L.A.’s Kevin & Bean show on KROQ this morning and gave a long ass explanation as to why he went on a fuck-filled freak out. Christian said it’s been a miserable week ever since the tape hit. Miserable? Well, it’s been a non-stop fuck party for all of us! We danced to the remix! We cheered him when he went fucking ballistic on Bill O’Reilly. It’s been a week full of FUCKS which means it was a fantastic fucking week.
Christian said he was completely out of line and isn’t making any excuses for that shit. Christian went on to say, “I’m embarrassed by it. I ask everybody to sit down and ask themselves, have they ever had a bad day and have they ever lost their temper and really regretted it immensely. Feel free to make fun of me at my expense; I deserve it completely.” Christian also said that he kissed and made up with his personal punching bag aka the DP. They worked it out that day and never had a problem again.
You know, Christian’s apology was actually kind of genuine. I didn’t roll my eyes once! I started to, but then I got sidetracked picturing Christian naked. This made me crave a raw hot dog, so I got up to get one. When I came back I completely forgot to complete the eye roll!
And honestly, I hope that’s not the last of Christian’s rants. I want a fucking sequel! In the next one he needs to drop the cunt word more, though. That’s the only thing the first one was missing.
Click here to listen to Christian’s full apology.
VIA TMZ