The “Hags (And Mrs. Rojo Caliente) In The City” Sequel Is Really Happening

February 5, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

It’s officially official. The Vagisil will be a-flowin’ and the Estroven will be a-poppin’ for the sequel to that movie about parched pussies trolling around in NYC. Michael Patrick King confirmed it all to E!’s Marc Malkin (via People), “I’m very excited to work with these amazing actresses again and would love to give everyone more information about the sequel…but I’m busy with my ‘Sex’ life.”

Everyone will be back for more menopausal hijinks and shooting is expected to start this Summer with the vagina-exploding madness hitting theaters in 2010.

At this point, they should just replace all of them with Charlotte Rae, Bea Arthur, Sally Struthers and Katherine Helmond. They will work for confederate dollars and be a million times more entertaining. Not to mention sexier. Well, they can keep Mrs. Rojo Caliente. Power tools don’t come cheap and Rojo can’t live without hers!

Seriously, are these bitches going to wear Patricia Field designed diapers and sip their Metamuciltinis through a straw or a damn no-drip cup?! They might as well just call this shit Golden Girls: The Movie, because that’s what they are becoming. But without the magic and cheesecake.

P.S. – I used this old ass picture from 1996, because this is how I’d like to remember Cynthia Nixon forever. I bet you her hair in that picture is what Rojo Caliente’s oyster shrub looks like. Swooooon.

Tags: Memaw Crotch, Sarah Jessica Parker, Yeah Okay, Your Vagina Is Large

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