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Tom Cruise’s future wife is in stage 3 of the 7 stages of clone creation. – Zomay
You might have mercury poisoning if your poops grow fins and then want to sit on the couch and chat with you. – johnnysgirl
If you soak it in water for a few hours, it turns into Rosie O’Donnell. – jazzfish_77
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