Morning Wood

February 5, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Did you think to yourself this morning, “I really need to see Eric Balfour’s hot ass”? Well, here you go! (NSFWish) – WOW Report

Wendy Ho has a message for Dick/Tuck – YouTube

Dustin Hoffman is shocked about Jessica Simpson’s fat ass too – SOW

We need less Miranda Kerr and more of that hot piece – Popoholic

Presenting Professor Dreamboat – Holy Moly!

Hugh Jackman and his memaw are really close – ICYDK

You can look like Demi Moore too… if you have an extra ten million dollars laying around to spend on plastic surgery – Popbytes

Kelly Clarkson needs to put down the lollipop and pick up a glue gun to seal her mouth shut – Jezebel

Benji Madden moved from one fuck-eyed skank to another – Socialite Life

Holly Madison quit her job at Playboy to play house with a douchy guinea pig – Celebitchy

Don’t let the door hit you in your rat face – I’m Not Obsessed

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