It’s “Punch Your Monitor” Time!

February 5, 2009 / Posted by:

Not even Cornify-ing Hasselcrack can make her sunnier and prettier. I fucking tried.

You know, it’s been a while since I’ve posted a classic Hasselcrack moment, but she gave us one The View this morning. The topic was Ashley Judd’s PSA where she bitch slaps Sarah Palin for killing woofies from the sky. Hasselcrack, defender of all things Palin, asked if Ashley also defends the hundreds of thousands of babies killed in abortions each year. When Joy Behar verbally punched her in the teeth by telling her to stay on topic, Hasselcrack asked if she was at the Socialist table? And just when I was about to scream “Ladies and whores, we’ve got a catfight!“, Whoopi went to commercial. Whoopi always has to leave me with blue balls!

I don’t even know why I watch The View anymore. Soon, I’m not going to have any teeth left, because I’m constantly grinding that shit when I listen to Hasslecrack’s yappy ass voice. I just want to take that bedskirt she was wearing, wrap it around her mouth, throw her in a Bed Bath & Beyond discount bin and pray that someone buys her ass to stick under their mattress forever.

Hmmm…but then who would feed me my morning dose of rage?!

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