I Hope Ricki Lake Owns A Full Body Latex Suit

February 5, 2009 / Posted by:

I must say that this is my favorite photograph of a talk show host posing an a Formica countertop. Like ever. Okay, now that I’ve orgasmed that out, let us all congratulate Ricki Lake for getting a job! Go Ricki! Vh1 announced that Ricki Lake will brave the STD storm known as Charm School. Ricki will replace Sharon Osbourne who replaced Mo’Nique as host and head mistress.

Charm School 3 will once again try to turn the cum sluts and crackwhores of Rock of Love Bang Bus and Real Chance of Love into fine ladies. But we all know Charm School is just another reason to watch skanks doing what they do best: get drunk and beat each other down.

Ricki as host makes sense. Ten years ago, all these skeezers would have been a guest on her talk show. Probably on the episode called “My pussy exploded but I can’t stop fucking!”

And Vh1 should close their doors and blame it on the economy if DJ Lady Tribe is not the main skank int he cast. Her epic slutness needs a new home and I don’t think CumFiesta.com will even take her ass!

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