Cornify Makes Everything Pretty!

February 5, 2009 / Posted by:

Dlisted is so gay that every time you come to this shit, you see sparkly rainbows and unicorns everywhere, but wouldn’t you like to see that on every site? Now you can with this amazing website called Cornify. It’s like I queefed all over your monitor. Glitter everywhere! It fixes everything.

I mean, look at Mickey Rourke. Instead of looking like a clay beast, he looks like a beautiful fairy princess who is here to give you a gift box filled with fantastic dreams!

Do you ever feel dirty and guilty while looking at porn? Cornify the screen and suddenly you’ll feel as pure as a fetus.

Let me co-sign a comment made by a Cornify user: “The internet is done, we can all go home and congratulate ourselves on a job well done.” And that’s the sparkly truth!

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