What A Purdy Lady

February 4, 2009 / Posted by:

This is Mr. Jude Law as a sexy awesome fierce lady woman in Sally Potter’s new movie Rage. Jude plays a supermodel named Minx. Bitch is a sexy minx and he knows it. Look at him. I bet his pussy is puckering.

Sally described the movie: “Part of the subject matter of RAGE is the ugly use of beauty in the pursuit of profit. Drugged by Marketing, sapped by fear of aging, conned by the cult of celebrity… image becomes all. Jude Law, whose beauty has sometimes been held against him as an actor, made the courageous decision to accept the role of Minx – a ‘celebrity super-model’ and took on a kind of hyper-beauty for this persona… a ‘female’ beauty which gradually unravels as the story unfolds. Strangely, the more he became a ‘she’, coiffed and made-up – the more naked was his performance. There was great strength in his willingness to make himself vulnerable. It was an extraordinarily intense part of the shoot.”

Um. Okay. High-art. Oh-so-edgy. I get it. But does Jude show his man pussy in this shit? That’s the only question I need answered.

I can’t put my finger on who Jude looks like. I’m getting a tinge of Chrissy Hynde flavor with maybe a splash of Joan Jett. But I also see Sandra Bernard in there. Maybe a little Ally Sheedy? It’s like he took all those bitches, threw them in the blender, pulsed them down and then covered his body with them.

The wig is a vast improvement. Anything that covers up his dying Chia pet head is a major upgrade. That being said, I’d totally finger his mangina.


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