Erykah Badu, Queen of Baduizm, is not of this world, so it’s not surprising that she apparently named her new baby girl Mars Merkaba. That name sounds like a 4-seater, subcompact car with anti-lock brakes and built-in OnStar. Request that shit the next time you rent a car at Enterprise. I’m sure one will pull up in the front.
Erykah twittered (that always sounds so sexy) her new baby name, just as she twittered her damn labor. Right after she popped baby out of her twatty, Erykah twittered that they were going to name her Twitty Milk. Phew. I’m glad she was joking and it’s still available. That’s what I’m planning on naming my next set of anal beads. You should name all your sex toys. It brings you closer together.
MM is Erykah’s first kid with Jay Electronica. She has two kids from other relationships named Puma Rose and Seven Sirius. So, we know that homegirl loves Puma sneakers, only listens to Sirius radio and can’t get enough of Mars bars. Seriously, Mars, Puma and Seven? They sound like the members of an all-boy Japanese rap group.