The Life Sucking Continues

February 4, 2009 / Posted by:

Just when I’m starting to think that there’s nothing more for Tommy Girl to suck out of Katie, I see her looking like this. Bitch is looking like the skinniest dildo in the store. Tommy is trying to whittle her down, so she’s big enough to stick in his Scientolohole and stay there.

Katie’s itty bitty boobies know what’s up, so they are slowly sliding down her body all stealth-like. They know dumb Katie’s not going to run, so they are going to try to make a break for it. They will hit her crotch area by noon. Ninja titties go!

Here’s crazy-faced Tommy and Katie looking like two wilted bowls of fruit at the Brazilian premiere of Operacao Valquiria in Rio last night. That movie sounds so much more interesting in Portuguese. I bet Valquiria is Tommy’s new drag name.

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