At Last….Beyonce’s Gonna Get Her Ass Whooped!

February 4, 2009 / Posted by:

May-December catfights are having the best week ever! First, there was La Dunaway vs. the chippy skank known as Hilary Duff. And now we have Etta James vs. Sasha Fierce! Diapers against divas. It is on.

When it was announced Beyonce would sing “At Last” at the presidential inauguration, I nearly turned my head inside out trying to figure out why they just didn’t ask Etta instead. Etta feels the same way and bitch is bitter about it. During one of her concerts in Seattle the other night, Etta let it roar! Even Basement Baby hid under her bed in fright.

Etta told the audience, You know, YOUR President, the one with the big ears-he ain’t my President–had that woman singing for him at his Inauguration. She’s going to get her ass whooped. How dare Beyonce sing MY song that I been singing forever. Now I’m going to sing it for y’all….”

FUCK YES! I felt like I’ve been dreaming of this moment ever since Beyonce got up there in that tight ass dress and sang Etta’s song. Etta will beat the Sasha Fierce right out of Beyonce. And I want a hit of whatever Etta was smoking backstage.

Wait. Did she just diss Obama? Michelle Obama is going to have put all her rings on and tag in.

Below is audio of Etta’s threat courtesy of YBF:

(Thanks Traci)

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