Afternoon Crumbs

February 4, 2009 / Posted by:

Kristen Stewart & Michael Phelps should get together. They would be a match made in bong heaven – Egotastic!

Not what I needed to see today: Tommy Girl baring his Scientolotits and sucking it in – Popsugar

American Idol’s Bikini Girl….in a bikini! Shocking, right? – Hollywood Tuna

Milo Ventimiglia with his hot hairy lovah – Just Jared

Hayden Panatroll’s got some sexy pecs (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Sheyla Hershey and her chichichichichichichichis are making the mounds (typo and it stays) again – Jezebel

Speaking of massive chichis, here’s Jesse Metcalfe! – Hollywood Rag

Cristiano Ronaldo dresses like a 12-year-old girl – Lainey Gossip

NYC local news star Sue Simmons makes a groundhog face – Towleroad

Tranny Clown’s bouncing boobes – Cityrag

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