Who Is January’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

February 3, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Here we are again. Time really fucking flies when you’re being cunty…and slutty….and drunky. It’s the magic hour where we all do our monthly finger exercises by voting for Hot Slut of the Month. I feel this shit is going to be a cupcake-lined landslide, but you never know. Sometimes there’s surprises. I’m still licking the wounds I suffered from the shock of Rojo losing the big title to Spaghetti Cat. But Spaghetti Cat is a worthy winner. He has already fulfilled his first duty by reading The Gold Digger’s Guide to schoolchildren. We have to spread the Hot Slut philosophy early.

Anyway, any of these 5 whores could have the crown next year. Your choices are:

Ian Golder – Boxed macaroni and cheese’s baby daddy!
DJ Lady Tribe – Pristine lady and professional pussy shot drinker!
Sergey Zverez – The most beautiful ladyman in Russia!
Stains – The magical dog with the ability to devour cupcakes with his eyes!
Aramis Fuster – The world’s biggest liar! I mean, biggest witch!

Voting is in the sidebar to the right. The winning slut will be announced Thursday. Happy voting!

Tags: Hot Slut of the Month

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