Faye Dunaway better be taking off her jewelry and greasing up her face, because this shit has begun. Last week, Faye was asked what she thought about Hilary Duff starring in a remake of Bonnie and Clyde. Faye bitch punched that dumb dumb Duff in the big teefs when she said, ”Couldn’t they at least cast a real actress?” Buuuuurned by the evil Selena!
Instead of keeping her fat teeth shut, Hilary just had to respond. She told E!’s Daily 10, “I think that my fans that are going to go see the movie don’t even know who she is, so you know…. I think it was a little unnecessary but I might be mad if I looked like that now too. It’s not really like taken off of the movie, it’s taken off the true story of Bonnie and Clyde. So the movie was adjusted slightly by how they wanted to do it and this is kind of like the true events of how everything went down.”
First of all, Hilary Duff has fans? Second of all, Hilary is going to look like the boil on my ass when she’s Faye’s age, so she needs to shut the fuck up about that shit. Don’t fuck with Faye!
And I was about to ask you bitches to pull out the kiddie pool filled with oil, but I figured none of us want to see Faye or Hilary greased up in gold sequined bikinis. So an oil wrestling match is out of the question. But there’s another way we can settle this. After staring at their jumbo Chiclet teeth for a few minutes, the answer came to me: corn eating contest! We’ll throw an ear of corn in the middle of them and the first bitch to chew her way to the middle wins this war!
I’ll bet my porn-subscription money that Faye will win that shit. After a few seconds, that bitch will stop chewing and beat down Hilary with a wire hanger instead.