Suri Is Over This Shit

February 3, 2009 / Posted by:

People all across the world make the exact same face every time they look at Tommy Girl and his weepy ass robobeard. Suri speaks for us all with her standard “bitch, please” face. Suri also threw in a hint of “fuckery” face and just a dash of “not today” face. Basically, homegirl is thisclose to taking the razor out of her and cutting a bitch. When that day comes, I know she’ll be ready for her gorgeous chola makeover.

It was probably Suri’s day off and she already had plans to deep condition her hair and twitter a bit. But then the thetans in Stepford Katie started to itch, so the bitch had to go outside and she dragged Suri with her. This is not Suri’s idea of a good time. Especially since that dumb bitch Katie made her walk some of the time! Katie is lucky Suri didn’t clt+alt+delete her ass.

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