Sam Lutfi: Still A Delusional Piece Of Trash

February 3, 2009 / Posted by:

What does Sam Lutfi do all day, really? I’m sure he spends a few hours sticking hot pins in Daddy Spears’ voodoo doll. After that, he plays Brit Brit’sFrom The Bottom Of My Broken Heart,” cuddles up to one of her old used-up weave tracks and cries himself to sleep. It’s not like he has anything to do, so I’m not surprised that his latest project is a lawsuit against Our Lady of Cheetos! He probably watched Larry H. Parker’s commercial on TV and it gave him ideas.

TMZ says that Sam is suing Brit and her parents claiming she broke a contract with him and owes his crazy ass a bunch of cash in unpaid fees. In the LOLawsuit, Sam says her parents “began a campaign of slander, libel and defamation aimed at discrediting, destroying and physically and emotionally intimidating Lutfi in order to drive him out of Britney’s life.”

If this mess ever finds its way into a court room, Sam is going to have to go wait at the corner gas station while Brit Brit testifies, because she has a restraining order against him.

You know, I kind of wish this would go to trial. Then we all can share a big tub of popcorn (with extra fake butter) and take in all the drama. And Dollhouse Dudes really needs another gig.

I also hope they ask Sam what drugs he put in the special brew of Purple Drank he gave to Brit regularly, because I need a new recipe.

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