Vintage Simon Cowell: Before the fur tits – SOW
Covergirl Zac and Timberdouche wish the unicorns would frolic in their hair too – Celebitchy
Bull. Shit. – I’m Not Obsessed
Jamaica’s weed and crack supply is about to dry out – Socialite Life
CAPS and !!!!!: The Book – Holy Moly!
A reality show tailor made for Aniston! – Popwatch
Brit Brit’s Cheetolings will join her crazy circus road show – E! Online
Joe Francis got arrested again. In related news, I just farted – ICYDK
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