Meet The Octo-Mommy’s New Spokeswhore!

February 3, 2009 / Posted by:

And it starts! Nadya Suleman, the crazy baby addict who popped out 8 babies, has hired publicist Joan Killeen to represent her to the media. Bitch needed to hire a damn crazy doctor. Not a publicist.

Joan showed up on Good Morning America today and said Nadya has named all 8 of her babies, but wouldn’t give up the names. If she wants to win me over, she better have named them: Rojo, Spaghetti, Cutlets, Lucite, Cholita, Stains, Escandalo and Harvey Jr.

The truth is she probably named them Babies ‘R Us, Huggies, Johnson, Johnson, Gerber, Osh Kosh, Baby Gap and Fisher Price, because those bitches paid top dollar!

Joan wouldn’t talk about the rumors that Nadya is getting paid up to $2 million for an interview with Oprah. But she did say that Nadya has gotten hundreds of offers for book deals, TV shows and other shit from dumbasses. Joan went on to say that Nadya is looking “at all the opportunities and choices she has to provide best financial future for her children. She’s looking forward to telling the story and setting the record straight. Nadya is a very balanced and together woman. She looks at this as an opportunity from God and she loves children and she’s very very excited.

Look outside your window. Do the clouds spell “Bitch, please.” I think that’s a personal message from God to Nadya.

Seriously. we are all in the wrong business. Fuck pyramid schemes. Baby making is the business to be in. I need to find some back alley doctor to install lady parts in my body and then implant 20 embryos in me, so I can be the world’s first bitchy homo who gave birth to 20 BABIES!!! Duggar who? Pregnant Dude what? Octo-mommy ha?

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