Fake Ass Affection: They Are Doing It Wrong

February 3, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

At last night’s Knicks game in NYC, Chuck Bass and that Vanessa bitch from Gossip Girlfriends (as my mom calls it) continued the fakery by “kissing” in the audience while they were probably on the damn Jumbotron. Chucks Bass’ powers of imagination are obviously stronger than Vanessa’s. He’s kissing on her like she’s Chace Crawford’s freshly shaved and perfumed asshole. And Vanessa isn’t even trying. Chuck Bass is trying to give your lips a rim job! She could at least pucker up like she’s got a dick and fucking try. She’s getting paid for it!

I’m totally getting a “Level 1 Stepford Katie” vibe from that Vanessa bitch. She’s not a full-grown beard yet. She’s like a goatee.

And I have a really important question for everyone. Why the fuck is Cheech Fucking Marin sitting behind these two twats?! He’s the better half of Cheech & Chong. Pepaw should be in the front.

Tags: Fake Asses, Flavor of Love, Gay, Yeah Okay

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