Be Still My Heart

February 3, 2009 / Posted by:

At this second, this is the most glamorous and gorgeous woman on my monitor. Yes, I know after a few mouse clicks, I’ll be saying the same thing about another broad, but let’s not think about that right now. Let’s live in this moment and gaze deep into Claudia Cardinale’s stunning eyebrows. I must also mention her immaculate lip liner which goes perfectly with her beautiful roasted corn teeth. THIS is a woman.

I am not familiar with this ravishing creature, so I sashayed on over to Wikipedia and entered in her name. After the words “GORGEOUS BEAUTY” popped up in huge shiny letters, I read on and learned that she’s an Italian actress who was in 8 1/2. Hmmm. I bet she knows Sophia Loren. And I bet they ARCH rivals. They stand across the room from each other at parties, slowly arching their beautiful eyebrows at each other. An eyebrow duel to the finish.

Here’s the Jewel of Tunisia with some jolly pepaw and "Lambertz Monday Night party" at Alter Wartesaal – inside
Cologne, Germany – 02.02.09′)” onmouseout=”UnTip()”>Jacqueline Bisset at a party in Germany last night. I’m serious. The eyebrows. I can’t breathe.

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