Viva La Basement Baby

February 2, 2009 / Posted by:

Sasha Fierce strikes again! She totally whispered into the vents, “Soooolaaaaange…. Your destiny is to cover Coldplay…. It is your destiny…. fulfill it.” Solange thought the basement voices were speaking to her again and this is how this shit was born. If you stick your ear close to the speaker, you can almost hear Sasha Fierce’s haughty laugh because she got Solange again! Damn!

Even though my ear drums will never be the same, I do like Solange’s “cramped in the basement” moves. These are the moves she pulls when she’s wiggling through the air ducts to escape the basement.

And since we’re on the subject of Sasha Fierce’s fuckery, here’s a bonus clip of an all-stars Single Ladies tribute starring Cubby, Arianna and those three BBWs on THE LOOK AT ME, I”M TY TY BANKS SHOW last week. Ty Ty obviously couldn’t afford Shane Mercado’s services.

Thanks Eli & Amiee

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