I’ve seen some shit on Twitter that makes my soul scream “Just tell me how much your shit nugget weighs already and let’s get it over with!”, but this takes the fucking cake and throws it across the room. A crazy ho Twittered while her twatty was busy making way for baby. The crazy ho I’m talking about is Erykah Badu. Yeah, twittering during labor is not Baduizm shit.
Yesterday, Erykah and her baby daddy Jay Electronica twittered when she started contractions, when she went into labor and when her new baby came out of her twat. When the placenta was dry, Erykah joked that they named her new baby girl Twitty Milk.
I think it was a joke, but I hope it wasn’t. I mean, Erykah’s other kids are named Seven and Puma, so I would not put it past her. And I think it’s HIGH time for Bronx Mowgli to be dethroned as the baby with the most fucked up name.
But seriously, Erykah has some serious skills if she can type while her pussy is going through some major shit. It’s kind of ridiculous, though. Someone should have called Tyrone and tell him to come on home and stop the Twitter fuckery!