The Only Reason To Watch The Super Bowl

If you watched the Super Bowl yesterday on Comcast Cable in Tuscon, Arizona, then you got a little porny gift during the game. Right after the Cardinals took the lead in the fourth quarter, the Super Bowl was replaced by Super Peen!!!! Customers got about 10 seconds of one of our best friends: porn. The porn clip showed some bitch pulling some fug dude’s dick out of his pants. The dude then got up and did the slappy dance with his wang. This was all live!

Comcast says they are investigating why there was an interruption in the feed. Um. Dear, Comcast, you see the dude in your office wearing Steelers shit head to toe? Yeah, he did it.

You know, that at that porny moment a shit load of parents in Tuscon threw a bowl of nachos over their children’s eyes and dragged them out of the room. Later that night, they all had to have “the talk.” And all because of the damn Super Bowl! On the bright side, it’s never to early to learn the slappy peen dance!

I was complaining that the Super Bowl would be a whole lot more entertaining if the dudes were running around half naked, flopping their peens around. The cable gods in Arizona heard my prayers and delivered, sort of. It should’ve been hardcore gay porn. I mean, that’s what we all wanted thanks to those dudes running around in tight pants and the announcers talking about tight ends. Maybe we’ll get that next year. Floppy peen replaced Janet Jackson titty this year. So gay butt sex will replace dancing dick next year. Stay tuned.

Click here to see the clip. You have to scroll down a bit. It’s kind of disappointing that the dick is so douchy!