The Cheeto Road Tour Is In Danger Of Being Canceled!

February 2, 2009 / Posted by:

We should have started a damn Dlisted pool about this shit. So many of bitches rolled your eyes and smacked your lips when it was announced that Our Lady of Cheetos would take her beef jerky act on the road. You snapped your fingers and said, “Fuck me with a lubed-up Slim Jim if the show goes on.” Well, you might have been right. TMZ says that the “I Ain’t Karazy Tour” is in danger of being called off completely. The reason? Brit Brit won’t go on the road without her little Cheetolings.

KFed, Daddy Spears and Our Lady of Cheetos were working out a plan so that SPF and JJ can travel with their mama je’e on tour. KFed worked out the deal without help from his lawyers.

The plan is to set up three home bases in the country: Los Angeles, New Orleans and New Jersey. The kids will stay in one of those three places and Brit Brit will meet them there between shows in each area. Brit Brit will pay KFed 4 grand a week and would give him his own place to stay near those three bases. Basically, the 4 grand is “STFU and let me play mommy with my kiddies” money.

Last week, KFed’s lawyers found out about this shit and threw a wrench in it immediately. They accused Daddy Spears of going behind their backs and cutting them out. KFed’s lawyers aren’t amused with the deal for reasons unknown. They are telling KFed not to agree to it.

And sources tell TMZ that if Brit Brit can’t take her Cheetolings with her, she will quit the tour.

There’s no way KWellFed is going to let $4k a week pass him by. Do you know how many Arby’s Beef ‘n Cheddars with extra horsey sauce he can buy? He can buy enough to fill his tub with, so he can bathe in that shit. You know that’s one of his dreams.

If Brit cancels her tour, I will throw my head back and cackle at all the dumb bitches who emptied out their checking account to buy tickets at three times the price on eBay. I was close to being one of those stupid asses, but then a voice sang in my ear, “Cancelizer! Cancelizer! Cancelizer! Cancelizer!

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