Jesus Walks….With Madonna

February 2, 2009 / Posted by:

Vadge has imported her 22-year-old boy toy Jesus Luz from Brazil to NYC. Vadge, Jesus and her son David all had lunch together at Marcelleria Steakhouse. I’m assuming they went back to her dungeon where she ate even more meat. You know she totally gets off on the fact that his name is Jesus and her name is Madonna. I want to shower in boiling hot holy water to wash away the impure thoughts of them role-playing in a fake manger. Those poor goats.

Vadge and Jesus were first spotted together in Brazil about a month ago. They reportedly started licking each other’s taints after meeting during a W Magazine photo shoot. Obviously, Vadge is with him because he’s a curly-topped tower of raw sex who won’t talk back. And Jesus is with her….because…well… the rent is due. The risk of losing your dick every time you stick it in Vadge’s velociraptor pussy is worth it. Just file this under: The shit you do IN THIS ECONOMY.

I just wish that Vadge doesn’t turn this into a situation. The last thing she needs is long-term dick. Just fuck it, pay it and dump it. And it looks like riding young peen is paying off. For once, Vadge doesn’t look like she’s coming to eat the souls of our children.

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