A shit load of snow busted all over London this morning! This is exactly what it looks like when Amy Wino sneezes. And I bet Kate Moss thought she fucking died and gone to cokey heaven. Bitch ran outside with a cut-off straw and was ready for a snort party.
Anyway, this is the heaviest snowfall London has seen in like 18 years. This shit has fucked up traffic and closed down shows. It also brought out Lily Allen in her polar bear dick bush hat for a good old-fashioned snowball fight.
You know, snowball fights are a barrel of fucking laughs when you’re a willing participant. But the last time it majorly snowed in NYC, I was walking down the street trying hard not to bust my ass, when a gang of drunk whores spilled out of a bar for a snowball fight. Those fucktards starting throwing balls at anyone who walked by. My stupid ass wore the wrong shoes, so I couldn’t run for it. I had to carefully dodge that shit while calling them all cunts! That made them throw bigger balls at me. It wasn’t not funny! I mean, I love a big white load to the face, but not like that!