I Think I’m In Love

February 2, 2009 / Posted by:

When a grown man uses the fuck word at least twice in once sentence, I’m instantly in fucking love. And that’s why Christian Bale and I must be together, so that he can yell at me all day and night. Ahaha. TMZ posted the most hilarious audio of Christian busting his vocal chords on the set of Terminator: Salvation. The crazy bitch seriously loses it. Bitch pulls a Bill O’Reilly times a million! He is beating hos with his voice.

Christian’s head exploded and the caca hit the fan when the director of photography accidentally walked into the scene to check the light. Or as Christian puts it, “Then why the fuck are you walking right through like ‘adadadaaa,’ like this in the background.” HA! The take was ruined and Christian blew the fuck up. He straight up ripped the dude a new asshole and then fucked that shit without lube!

Christian threatened to quit that bitch if the dude wasn’t fired. The tape was sent to the insurance company by producers in case Christian dropped out of the movie.

Christian’s supreme douchebaggery has top billing on this audio tape, but the DP steals the damn show. He sounds like a wee little chihuahua of a man who is cowering under Christian. I can imagine the sweat waterfall pouring off his forehead. Especially when he answers, “Um…I was looking at the light.” He’s kind of adorable.

Click here to listen to the whole thing. It’s a little NSFWish.

Honestly, this shit will make you want to take a hit from your bong and blow it towards Christian, so he can chill the eff out.

That said, movie making sounds fun!

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