This D list male singer with A list name recognition always says how much he loves his celebutante girlfriend in public. I bet he does considering how she lets him sleep with as many other women as he wants. She considers it the price for staying in the public eye as much as she can. (CDAN)
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manilafolders? I’d give Nick one more night (uno noche). Actually, I’d rather see him bump chichis with Jesse Metcalfe.
Which heartthrob actor keeps turning up drunk to the set of his TV medical drama? (Gatecrasher)
Justin Chambers as Dr. McDrunky?
Which actress is about to become the target of a family intervention? This one is a mess. Almost everyone around her agrees that she is out of control with the drinking and drugging and self-harming and needs to go to rehab. What’s holding her up? Her terminal insecurity about her current volatile relationship. She is so completely co-dependent that her Significant Other can’t even go to work without the actress tagging along. However, lest you blame our actress, you should know that the SO clearly understands that their own finances are dependent on continuing the relationship. Little does the SO know, though, that the actress’s family is planning an intervention to cut out the SO and force the actress into rehab. The family has had several conversations with the family of a famous poptart to work through the financial and legal and practical details of how to obtain a conservatorship. Everything will go down before summer. (Blind Gossip)
Take a lighter. Hold it near your crotch. Light it. There! You have my guess!
This C list actor from a fairly hit television drama/action show met this C list genetically blessed actress and the C list actress is now pregnant. What makes this exciting and interesting is the fact that our C list actress’ dad already threw the actor out of the house once when he caught the couple in bed together. So, yeah, she still lives at home. Not underage or anything. Just lives at home. (CDAN)
I have nooooooooooo clue. I would guess Milo VentiFrapp and Hayden Pantyparty, but the only bitch that thinks she’s “genetically blessed” is the Travelocity gnome.
Four divas, all popular and famous in their own right. During the recent recording of a charity single, all of the performers – including Diva A and Diva B – shared dressing rooms with at least several other performers. However, Diva C and Diva D – who are both under the age of thirty – each demanded their own private dressing rooms decked out with lots of treats for them and their considerable entourages. Diva A and Diva B stepped in to talk directly to the younger Divas and to encourage them to be team players and tone down their demands. Unfortunately, their advice was met with arguing from Diva C and eyerolls from Diva D. (Blind Gossip)
A: Betty White Or Faith Hill?
B: Bea Arthur Or Mary J. Blige?
C: Estelle Getty (from heaven) Or Alicia Keys?
D: Rue McClanahan Or Beyonce?
E: YO MAMA!