American soldiers are just like us! They also make glittery gay videos to Don’t Stop Believin‘ – Towleroad
Little Hermione Granger is so edgy – Egotastic!
John Mayer actually made a funny! – Popsugar
St. Angie pops into SNL’s Weekend Update. The bitchface is all wrong, but everything else is spot on – Just Jared
Megan Fox hearts her ass – Hollywood Tuna
Greasy Bear is sucking on this nipple. No wonder it looks all chewed up and shit (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Slumgdog Millionaire’s trophy shelf is going to bust – Lainey Gossip
Booze is what happened to Nick Nolte – Cityrag
Sorry, but Chris Brown’s shot girl doesn’t have the power of RiRi’s tenhead – Hollywood Rag
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