Afternoon Crumbs

February 2, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

American soldiers are just like us! They also make glittery gay videos to Don’t Stop Believin‘ – Towleroad

Little Hermione Granger is so edgy – Egotastic!

John Mayer actually made a funny! – Popsugar

St. Angie pops into SNL’s Weekend Update. The bitchface is all wrong, but everything else is spot on – Just Jared

Megan Fox hearts her ass – Hollywood Tuna

Greasy Bear is sucking on this nipple. No wonder it looks all chewed up and shit (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Slumgdog Millionaire’s trophy shelf is going to bust – Lainey Gossip

Booze is what happened to Nick Nolte – Cityrag

Sorry, but Chris Brown’s shot girl doesn’t have the power of RiRi’s tenhead – Hollywood Rag

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