Behold! Prince Harvey Is In America!

February 1, 2009 / Posted by:

And he made it! American just got a lot more beautiful, because Prince Harvey of England rolled into LAX today on his royal throne with his subjects behind his ass where they belong. They should be fanning him and feeding him chocolate covered grapes.

Anyway, Harvey is here to save the day! Shit. He could probably save our economy with a couple of visits to In-N-Out. Harvey brings us hope! Seriously, I feel so grateful for two Harvey sightings in just one weekend. It’s like seeing a unicorn through a rainbow. Harvey hardly makes appearances, because he prefers to keep his shit private, so this is extra special.

I am fucking writing this shit from the other side of the moon because I just went over it. Yes, I said it.

Harvey 4 EVA! I seriously hope he’s in Los Angeles to play Saffy in the American version of AbFab (see below). That I would watch.

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